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		P. Calavara's Bathos. (?) Scrimshaw. Never Knows Books. Super Genius Design. (?) Never Knows Retail. (?) NK HMC Corporate Info. (?)		Based in Olympia, WA, the Never Knows HMC is your home for fantastic! Whether serving your needs with our illustration and design wing (SuperGeniusDesign.com), or keeping you current on the latest robot-beaver-related research in our education branch (Bathos), we at the Never Knows HMC are here for your needs, or whatever.

Bathos is the weekly illustrated web endeavor by known auteur P. Calavara. Tycho Brahe raves that Bathos is "[the] crown jewel of web comics." Disagreeing with a world class 16th century astronomer who wore a metal nose is foolhardy. You should read this.

Robot Porn!

NKHMC takes great pride in having never personally been involved in any D.C. sex scandal or any of those bupkis Free Trade Ponzi Scheme's so popular with the kids these days. This makes us absolutely unique amongst corporate entities, thus solidifying our place as "The Most Honest Company Ever In History."

Super Genius Design is a compilation of the illustrative talents of our P. Calavara with the coding and design schema of our R. Perry. Freelance illustration and web design. More of the info at supergeniusdesign.com or through the email.

When you invest in or do business with NKHMC you can be certain that you are almost surely working with real people who aren't all just figments of my imagination, probably.

NK Retail, like, totally sells stuff. We carry a range of products from original sculptures and art to printed art, stickers, and coffee mugs. Our items are sold both on the web and in retail stores.

Contact us for wholesale info.


	all bathos, pathos, images, words, ennui, stories, et al copyright � 2008 R.P. Calavara